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hippichick | How to make a lovely space so repulsive to an Aquarian woman she will have to leave? |
Nine | Tell her in your silent voice, "Angelique, we don't want you here," then look at her. |
Diana | Well, I really don't like mess, clutter, or disorder. That would make me leave -- if I was unable to organize and eliminate it, anyway. I actually know a few aqua's like this, too. But other than that, we can deal with almost anything, and we're fixed, so we stay, so good luck. |
hippichick | Nine and Diana... Have tried both...as I am so friggin Aqua myself (with a Pisces sun...) hmmmmmm thanks! |
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katatonic | fix her up with nice frilly pink curtains, a state of the art fridge and stove and APRON, and make it very clear you want her there with dinner ready EVERY night, cooked just the way YOUR MOTHER made it.... |
racole12 | I definitely agree with the above statement... that would make me run, but I'm a saggie... |
Lonake | I would think not giving her any personal space. Never any time alone, always wanting to know her whereabouts. Regarding decoration though I'm not sure. Something very traditional and things that your Grandmother would like. Doilies, maybe. Plastic covered chairs? |
Ami Ann | I agree with Lonake. Be intrusive Ami
------------------ All you need is love....I mean Pluto. |
hippichick | funny i do all of those things quite naturally...will keep on keepin on! |
amowls* | Criticize her for things that you do yourself. Ie accuse her of never doing the dishes and don't clean them either lol. |
DD | Tell her you need to have her around ALL THE TIME, and then scold her for being absentminded and not thinking of you while you are sitting close. Tell her she must never leave you, cause you couldnīt handle life on your own.That was at least a very horrifying friendship-experience for me, once upon a time. |
bunnies | Feign illness. Say you are so glad she is around as you couldn't cope if she wasn't there. Ask her to be contactable at all times should you need anything. That's phase one...For two days she will be amazingly solicitous, so much so you may ask yourself "hippi...have you misjudged this Aqua?" Nay Miss h you have not. Phase 2... Show no signs of improvement. We simply cannot deal with lack of progress in any sphere of life. One must be seen to be getting better in leaps and bounds due to our ministrations. We don't do chronic anything, be it depression, inability to fix a situation, whining about a man but never leaving him. This is alien behaviour to us Aquas. Phase 3. Clutch her hand at any given opportunity and say "Thank God you are always here for me and always will be.I need someone like you in my life. Stand well back. At this point the Aqua will begin to ricochet off the walls in a blind panic rather as a bird does when trapped in your house. Amplify the sensation with cries of "No please don't leave, I can't manage" The equivalent of feathers and bird sh*t will now begin to fill the room. Open the door and shout "Go if you must! Phase 4 Begin clear up and remove any damaged furniture. Phase 5 Commence rapid recovery |
Yin | Bunnies! You're a hoot! |
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DD | Bunnies, straight to the point. That`s it. Yes. |
crabbypatty | Oh my lord, Bunnies, you had me in stitches. And I find that you're so right!!! |